Please make sure you spelled keywords correctly. Try
Fewer keywords or more general. Keywords. Because…
(Loading, please wait…) I simply. Can’t. Be bothered.
SYSTEM ERROR. Check online for a solution
Or restart the program. Not responding. WARNING.
THER AIR MENNY POTENTAIL VIRUS, TROJANS
AND WIRMS ON YOU’RE SYSTEM. CLICK HEAR TO GET
RID OF THEM.
(Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it they can’t spell keywords properly!)
Something. Unrecognisable. Is trying to gain access.
Permission. To continue? (LOADING…) Idiot.
Virus database needs updating urgently.
I’m. Warning you. Do not. Threaten me with a
Error has occurred on LINE 67 due to (HEAVY WEIGHT)
Colliding with screen.
System destruct in 1 minute 30 seconds.
Hannah Adcock is a twenty year old writer of humourous fantasy and sci-fi, humourous poetry (and un-humourous horror...) living in Lincolnshire, England. She is more like herself than anyone else. She is working on a science-fiction novel and posts poetry, artwork and other random writings at inspirationandlaughs.wordpress.com.