An Exclusive Excerpt From Rod Blagojevich’s Highly Anticipated New Book (Satire) by Thomas Sullivan

An Exclusive Excerpt From Rod Blagojevich’s Highly Anticipated New Book
(Available At Target Only, Spring 2010, $ 29.95)

Chapter I: Courage

At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did. At least I didn’t cheet on my wife like Mark Sanford did.

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Author bio:

Thomas Sullivan's writing has appeared in Word Riot, 3AM Magazine, and Dogmatika, among others. His memoir of teaching drivers education (titled Life In The Slow Lane) is forthcoming from Uncial Press in Fall, 2009. Thomas welcomes your comments at tmpsull@gmail.com.