The Spectacular Spectacles (inspired by Willie Smith)
by Matt Finney
With these spectacular spectacles I could see the world of tomorrow. Hilary was dancin' with Hitler's ashes. Obama was shootin' his Tadpoles everywhere. Makin' tons of Democratic Bullfrogs. Nazis ran the pizza parlors. Smilin' somethin' sinister at the ovens. The kids still had Power Rangers comin' out their assholes. I was fuckin' spiders and livin' inna basement.
I had to put 'em back on the display case.
Matt Finney is a white trash poet who burns his ass up a small Alabama town.